tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28078248.post3315268449882251243..comments2023-03-28T01:48:01.889-07:00Comments on The Subjective Lightness Of Being: The Energy Drink Concept or How I'm Breaking Up With CoffeeAaronFluxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16843801336029640278noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28078248.post-16269122023239508462008-03-27T17:16:00.000-07:002008-03-27T17:16:00.000-07:00Dear Sir --You are officially on notice that your ...Dear Sir --<BR/><BR/>You are officially on notice that your dead ancestors are now officially pissing on their own decomposing bodies in laughter. They are thinking, "What generation of pantywaists came out of these decomposing loins?!?"<BR/><BR/>"Mable, I used to plow fields from sun up to sun down. Carried water from everywhere whenever we need it. So what does this latest generation have to say for itself? 'I'm too tired. I have no energy. I cannot function without Rockstar Jolt Ass Bolt Electrode Energy Drink(tm).'"<BR/><BR/>"What kind of softies did we end up pushing out, Mabel? The whole frigging generation has the stamina and backbone of donut."swaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08524255701604905877noreply@blogger.com